Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Eat Your Heart Out


Steamed Artichokes

Too full from lunch or too stressed from finals week to eat? Grab some of these ugly flower things and enjoy them steamed.


INGREDIENTS (one artichoke per person):

1 tpsn sea salt
Artichokes
Lemon halved


1: BOIL WATER

Do you have a steamer? Good. If you don't have a steamer, you can do it too, I promise. Either way, you need to boil some water first. Put in some lemon juice and salt for taste. 

2: ARTICHOKE PREPARATION

Wash your artys thoroughly. Pick off the hard leaves that are poking out. Cut the stem so the arty can sit upright on its own. Now cut 1/3 off the top of the entire artichoke. This should give you a nice view into the inside of it. Trim the outer leaves that you missed while cutting, so all leaves do not end on a point. Rub a slice of the lemon on these edges to prevent discoloration from steaming. 

3: STEAMING

Steamer: place the artys on the basket on their sides and cover for 30 minutes. If you have a sweet grandmother like me, you have a hand-me-down gigantic steamer and can fit all of them in there.

No steamer: use a large pot with boiling water and place the artichokes directly in there. It doesn't matter what angle they sit, they will float with the water. If you have a small lid, you should place them directly over the artys to keep them submerged while boiling. If not, cover it normally. Let them cook at a high simmer on stove until they are tender, or for about 30 minutes. 

4: SERVE AND DIP

After thirty minutes, they should be finished. If you've never eaten an artichoke from the bushel directly, you must know to bite the bottom of the leaf - that's where the "meat" is. The deeper you go into the bushel, the more "meat." Also, scrape your teeth on the leaf above the meaty part, that has a lot of good stuff on it too. Basically it feels like you're eating a big juicy leaf - which you are - but damn, it is good with some sauce. My dad likes to dip them in ranch. You can also melt some butter or olive oil and put a little seasoning in it (like bread dipping oil) for a nice, thin sauce if you want to feel a little classier than Hidden Valley. 

The heart is the best part. It is located at the base of the bushel. Sometimes you get jipped and get a bushel with only hair, but most times underneath that hairy looking stuff is a big juicy heart - wait, am I talking about men or artichokes? Anyways, cut that heart (ouch) into fourths and eat the whole damn thing. 

Enjoy!


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